The Sodom and Gomorrah Warning Letter

Mr. Tangen, I did this the day you didn't come. I decided to post it on the blog.

Dear Citizens of Sodom and Gomorrah,

You MUST leave this city as soon as possible. The reason why is because the LORD God will send fire and smoke from heaven and burn the city to the ground. If you do not leave this place by tomorrow the city and everything looking or surrounding it will turn into salt. Get out and survive while you still can!